My first e-mail from Hipilicious

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The below is a copy of the first e-mail Hipilicious ever sent to me. She used Mrs. Adrian’s e-mail address to send the e-mail since she didn’t have an e-mail account……

Items in Green will be blogged about at some point….. (For people like IO who don’t understand sheng very well, just ask where you don’t understand)

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Date: Friday 21st June 2002, 1617

Subject: Walapa men!!!! 10 Reasons u shd luv me as I am

Long heading eh! I know you’ve already forgotten what walapa means.
Sema msichana this is just to remind you that whether you like it or not you are stuck with me till death do us part coz mi ni sister ko.
1. Kuiba toys kwa akina Saiqa
2. Kuhepa kuenda swimming halafu Saimo anatuuza.
3. Kunipiga bending teke mpaka nikafiri nimevunja ungo.
4. Kukumwagia chai moto mpaka ukafanya breakdance noma kuliko ya M.J
5. Tukifight nafkiri mi ni body mpaka sa zile naenda kuchana nywele napata hii place yote ya katikati mi ni kipara na nywele zinamwagika coz umezivuta
6. Ile fight ya Khalsa ati mi She-Rah!!! nakuja kukusave kutoka kwa Joanne mpaka dame akaanguka.Tulienda kwa ofisi pamoja.
7. Kublink kubwa.
8. Wewe kuimba na kichana mpaka unapiga magoti
9. Mimi kukurogea “shhhh I didn’t chose the rhyme, rhyme chose me”.
10. Last but not least in the middle of the night “Hipilicious, nisonge woiii naogopa” (Ha!)
11. I promise I wasnt meant ot write this one but I just have to I’ll make them 11.When we were @ Vicky’s & u uniwad ur shirt and u had just fikad puberty.

I know u still love moi.

Love, Hugs and Sloppy kisses

Nani espokuwa Hipilicious

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5 responses »

  1. MORE!!!! :D! Nahakuandika kuenda movies bila kujulisha the other half of the family halafu kunipigia nije juu Hipilicious alisahau miwani.

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