Guess Who Is Back!?

Hey Hey Hey.

I have missed blogging. What. So much has just been flying past and I kept on thinking, I should blog about that. Clever me didn’t make notes on what to blog so right now I am kinda blank! I even wrote a ‘Welcome Back Njenva’ post then I used my awesome memory NOT to save it. Wow… Just Wow…

While I was away not blogging, the most embarrassing thing happened to Kenyans. Our international airport burnt down. To the ground. I can’t even discuss that without wanting to throw up.

Professionally, it has been the most challenging 3 weeks of my life. I have learnt 7 Habits of Effective People, The Art of War, The Master Negotiator, Swim With The Sharks Without Getting Eaten, Questions of Character, Only The Paranoid Survive, The Five Dysfunctions Of A Team, etc all in 3 WEEKS! I now confirm that I have an amazing boss. The amount of grime she has to filter every day to shield us from nonsense is out of this world. In the same breathe, I can’t wait to hand over her work back to her! By the way, I already told her last week, “You are amazing. I hadn’t realised how hard you have to work and how tricky things are!”

Physically, I have been challenged beyond what I thought I could bear. Nas and I decided to start C25K. This is essentially a program that is designed to have anyone who is a couch potato be able to run at least 5 kms in 9 weeks. I thought that since I can walk for over 10kms and not get too tired it would be very easy for me. NOT. What!!! I am still sweating from last night’s run. We are currently on week 5 – but we decided to repeat week 4.  It is not easy. But it is do-able. There was a day I got hallucinations while driving home – there were 3D holograms of traffic poles in the middle of the road and I kept on braking to avoid them, just for them to disappear.

Love live-ically :-), I decided to take matters into my hands and avoid SUCH scenarios. I joined an online dating website. Again. I have received the following message from a Kenyan dude : hi praise God am ben frm kenya am single man searchin ma rib tht God has kept fo me.am born again man who practice the wad of God each dai tym i lov kids i wl be hapi f God cn giv to me n raise a family feel free to share n u cn get me on FB wd ma nems BBBBB AAAAA b blessd What is that!? I know Hipilicious will want to kill me after reading about online dating websites…. By the way, what do YOU think about these sites? Tell me the truth? 🙂

Have a blessed week ahead.