Dentist: Ask, “Since you are my friend, could you please chuck my tonsil stones for free?”
Mrs. Adrian: Call her Rhoda. That is the name we decided to use when she refused to tell us her baptismal name. We still don’t know her real name.
Njenva: Send a text message inviting her to your wedding committee meeting
Policeman: Ask, “What did you score in high school?”
Tailor: Request for the dress to be made exactly like Rihanna’s but with a twist, include the part that Ida Odinga had and the fabrics used by Martha Karua and you’d like to look like Lupita Nyong’o
Waruguru: Don’t remove your shoes when you get to her house
Skinny: Talk about how the neighbour’s cats should be poisoned
My neighbour: Leave your clothes on the hanging lines for more than 1 day
Doctor at a party: (Pulling up shirt) “There is this rash I have had for a few days……”
What is the fastest way to annoy you?