Monthly Archives: February 2017

Single? How NOT to survive Valentines Day

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  1. Join in making fun of all the memes going round of friend-zoned people of the universe. Only in your heart of hearts will you admit that you are the epitome of ¬†friend zoning….
  2. Listen to Sade and cry every time she mentions the word “love”
  3. Tell your pal that his/her significant other is cheating on him/her during breakfast on 14th February
  4. Go back to your online dating profile and message everyone asking them for a date on Valentine’s day evening. (BTW, this is real. And here I was thinking that dudes were immune to Valentines Day pressure!)
  5. Wear red clothing

Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate it.

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